Bum Candy
Bum Candy
🍬 Bum Candy – Sweet Relief for Your Sour Rear! 🍑
Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to cheeky relief with Bum Candy — the hemorrhoid suppository that treats your tush like it deserves a treat! Each dose is lovingly individually wrapped like candy, because your behind deserves a little something special, too.
Whether you're dealing with itching, burning, or swelling, Bum Candy melts away the misery faster than you can say “who sat on the chili pepper?” Just pop one in at night, and let the soothing, medicated magic work from the bottom up.
Why You’ll Love It:
🍬 Individually wrapped for hygienic, on-the-go booty bliss
🌿 Fast-acting relief with gentle, effective ingredients
💡 Easy to use, easier to love
😏 A little humor for a not-so-funny situation
Because let’s be real — life’s too short for an angry booty. Treat your rear right!
Each bag comes with 5 suppositories, a topical salve, and instructions.
(Real) Ingredients:
Suppositories: organic fair trade Cocoa Butter, organic Yarrow, organic Comfrey root, organic White Oak
Salve: organic extra virgin Olive oil, organic Beeswax, organic Calendula, organic vitamin E oil*, organic essential oils of Tea Tree and Myrrh
Bum Candy: The only candy your bum actually wants.
(Real) Ingredients
(Real) Ingredients
We use real pronounceable ingredients that are ethically sourced and high quality for your product.
We either grow or work with local growers to source for our formulas. This supports the local economy, gives us the most potent plants & reduces reliance upon fossil fuels.
We make products from herbs that will grow here over herbs from the Amazon, China, or Africa. Oftentimes, those trendy herbs are taken in an unsustainable way & local people do not have access to their native medicines any longer. Bioregional herbalism is where it's at!
Packaging
Packaging
We are working to eliminate plastic from our packaging. Currently, 99% of our packaging is metal, glass, or paperboard. We are always looking for ways to eliminate microplastics from your body and the planet!
How to Use
How to Use
Specifics for all products are in our FAQ (our FAQ is under the "about" menu at the top).
Herbal remedies, supplements, and tonics are fundamentally different
from pharmaceuticals (and we like it that way). They are designed to
restore your body and its systems to homeostasis gently- working with
your body.
We post basic dosage guidelines, but keep in mind if you have more body mass or a faster metabolism than the average bear, you may need to take a larger dose than indicated. If there are hard-and-fast limitations on how often you can take the product, it will be listed on the package. Most can be used up to six times daily without problems (but we doubt that you would need to do that).
Remember, there are no "magic bullets" in life, and any product (herbal, pharmaceutical, or otherwise) claiming 100% success without knowing you, your constitution, and your lifestyle is lying and trying to get into
your wallet. Often, herbalists (and MDs) need to try several products
before we find the one that works for your unique biochemistry.
Feel free to email us if the product didn't quite do the job, we can
recommend another that could do the trick. We are blessed with many
plants that have the same action in the body- and often it's just a
matter of finding the right one for you.
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