Lady Lotion
Lady Lotion
Hormones acting up? Time to fight back—with a jar of botanical badassery.
If your body’s throwing a hormonal rave and forgot to invite you, this cream’s your VIP pass to peace. Designed with women of a certain age in mind (you know who you are), our Lady Lotion isn’t here to whisper sweet nothings—it’s here to throw hands at hot flashes, mood swings, and those “why am I crying at dog food commercials?” moments.
🧙♀️ Plant Magic Inside:
We didn’t stop at Wild Yam (though she’s a queen). We spiked this potion with Black Cohosh and Vitex—the herbal holy trinity of menopausal and peri-menopausal support. Smooth it on and tell your hormones: "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. And also moisturized."
🧴 What’s in it?(Real) Ingredients: organic Rose hydrosol (smells like you bathed in a garden), organic extra virgin Olive oil (smooth moves only), raw fair trade Shea butter, vegan emulsifying wax (no animals harmed, no weird vibes), organic Wild Yam, Black Cohosh & Vitex (hormonal harmony squad), organic vitamin E oil (because your skin deserves a glow-up), Radish root ferment (natural preservation, no creepy chemicals)
✨ It’s Like a Spa Day for Your Endocrine System.
Made fresh each month—no preservatives, no mystery chemicals, no plastic packaging. Just the good stuff, whipped up shortly after the 15th and sent to your doorstep like a monthly love note to your skin.
🛍 One-Time Wonder or Monthly Magic?
This listing is for a single pre-sale, so snag it now if you’re curious. Want to make it a regular thing? Check out our Non-Toxic Lotion Club to bundle it with other faves like Precious Face Milk, Mag(nificent) Lotion, Beau Soleil, and Moisturizing Whip—with discounts, naturally.
⏰ Order by the 14th at 11:59 PM to get this month’s blend. We ship fresh after the 15th, because your skin deserves more than shelf-stable sadness.
(Real) Ingredients
(Real) Ingredients
We use real pronounceable ingredients that are ethically sourced and high quality for your product.
We either grow or work with local growers to source for our formulas. This supports the local economy, gives us the most potent plants & reduces reliance upon fossil fuels.
We make products from herbs that will grow here over herbs from the Amazon, China, or Africa. Oftentimes, those trendy herbs are taken in an unsustainable way & local people do not have access to their native medicines any longer. Bioregional herbalism is where it's at!
Packaging
Packaging
We are working to eliminate plastic from our packaging. Currently, 99% of our packaging is metal, glass, or paperboard. We are always looking for ways to eliminate microplastics from your body and the planet!
How to Use
How to Use
Specifics for all products are in our FAQ (our FAQ is under the "about" menu at the top).
Herbal remedies, supplements, and tonics are fundamentally different
from pharmaceuticals (and we like it that way). They are designed to
restore your body and its systems to homeostasis gently- working with
your body.
We post basic dosage guidelines, but keep in mind if you have more body mass or a faster metabolism than the average bear, you may need to take a larger dose than indicated. If there are hard-and-fast limitations on how often you can take the product, it will be listed on the package. Most can be used up to six times daily without problems (but we doubt that you would need to do that).
Remember, there are no "magic bullets" in life, and any product (herbal, pharmaceutical, or otherwise) claiming 100% success without knowing you, your constitution, and your lifestyle is lying and trying to get into
your wallet. Often, herbalists (and MDs) need to try several products
before we find the one that works for your unique biochemistry.
Feel free to email us if the product didn't quite do the job, we can
recommend another that could do the trick. We are blessed with many
plants that have the same action in the body- and often it's just a
matter of finding the right one for you.
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