Non-Toxic Lotion Club
Non-Toxic Lotion Club
Welcome to the Non-Toxic Lotion Club (AKA: The Cool Kids Club for People with Skin)
Let’s be real—your skin has been through a lot. Dry air. Harsh soaps. That one winter where it cracked like antique leather. It’s time to give it the love it deserves, minus the toxic preservatives, sketchy chemicals, and plastic packaging that doubles as microplastic seasoning. (Yum? No thanks.)
Enter: The Non-Toxic Lotion Club.
It’s a subscription—but like, one you actually want to keep.
🧴 How It Works:
You pick your plan.
You save $1 per jar (because you're smart and thrifty).
You can pause, cancel, or switch it up any time—no begging, no guilt trips.
We ship you fresh, hand-whipped lotion every month, made with actual ingredients and zero BS.
Or hey, not into commitment? No worries—you can snag a single as a pre-order, à la carte, right here, right now. #Freedom
Moisturizing Whip | Precious Face Milk | Lady Lotion | Mag(nificent) Lotion | Beau Soliel
Visit the individual product descriptions for ingredient listings!
🌿 What’s In These Magic Creams?
Every product starts with a lush base of botanical-infused pressed oils, fair trade Shea butter, and vegan emulsifiers. Then we stir in hydrosols, decoctions, and essential oils like a bunch of fancy forest witches crafting potions for your pores.
💧 No Plastic, No Problem
That means no weird plastic leaching into your lotion, and no surprise microplastics joining your bloodstream. Your body is not a landfill. Let’s keep it that way.
🌈 Every Month = A New Adventure in Moisture
Our Moisturizing Whip scents change monthly, so your skin care stays fresh and fun. One month you’re a citrus goddess, the next you’re a lavender cloud on a mountaintop.
📅 Scent Forecast for 2025:
May: Field of Flowers (roll through like a human bouquet)
June: Vanilla Latte (for skin that smells like your fave coffee order)
July: Creamsicle (throwback to summer break)
August: Lemongrass (citrus with a zing)
September: Vetiver Balsam (like a forest hug)
October: Spicy Cookie (don't eat it, though we get the urge)
November: Pomander (orange clove nostalgia bomb)
December: Peppermint Stick (holiday sweater not included)
⚠️ Got allergies?
We got you. Email us and we’ll spill the tea on every single ingredient. We’re fast, friendly, and have nothing to hide.
✨ Join the Non-Toxic Lotion Club.
Your skin will thank you. The planet might write you a love letter.
(Real) Ingredients
(Real) Ingredients
We use real pronounceable ingredients that are ethically sourced and high quality for your product.
We either grow or work with local growers to source for our formulas. This supports the local economy, gives us the most potent plants & reduces reliance upon fossil fuels.
We make products from herbs that will grow here over herbs from the Amazon, China, or Africa. Oftentimes, those trendy herbs are taken in an unsustainable way & local people do not have access to their native medicines any longer. Bioregional herbalism is where it's at!
Packaging
Packaging
We are working to eliminate plastic from our packaging. Currently, 99% of our packaging is metal, glass, or paperboard. We are always looking for ways to eliminate microplastics from your body and the planet!
How to Use
How to Use
Specifics for all products are in our FAQ (our FAQ is under the "about" menu at the top).
Herbal remedies, supplements, and tonics are fundamentally different
from pharmaceuticals (and we like it that way). They are designed to
restore your body and its systems to homeostasis gently- working with
your body.
We post basic dosage guidelines, but keep in mind if you have more body mass or a faster metabolism than the average bear, you may need to take a larger dose than indicated. If there are hard-and-fast limitations on how often you can take the product, it will be listed on the package. Most can be used up to six times daily without problems (but we doubt that you would need to do that).
Remember, there are no "magic bullets" in life, and any product (herbal, pharmaceutical, or otherwise) claiming 100% success without knowing you, your constitution, and your lifestyle is lying and trying to get into
your wallet. Often, herbalists (and MDs) need to try several products
before we find the one that works for your unique biochemistry.
Feel free to email us if the product didn't quite do the job, we can
recommend another that could do the trick. We are blessed with many
plants that have the same action in the body- and often it's just a
matter of finding the right one for you.
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