Pan Galactic Sinus Blaster
Pan Galactic Sinus Blaster
For sinus pressure so intense, it feels like Vogons are reading poetry inside your skull.
Feeling like your head's about to launch into orbit? Got pressure behind your eyes, a nose that won't shut up, or post-nasal drip doing a slow, disgusting tap dance down your throat? Time to call in the big guns: Pan Galactic Sinus Blaster—Zaphod Beeblebrox-approved and handcrafted for earthlings who just want to breathe, dammit.
This isn’t your grandma’s nettle tea. This is a sinus SWAT team in a dropper bottle—herbs to dry up the flood, to clear the airways, to back up your immune system, and to cool the inflammation tantrum happening in your head.
No daily dosing, no rebound congestion, no space-age side effects. Just take it when you need it, and bam—welcome back to the land of the living, where breathing through your nose is standard issue, not a luxury.
(Real) Ingredients: Organic gluten free Cane alcohol, spring water, organic Bayberry, organic Yerba Santa, organic Echinacea, organic Loquat Leaf
Pan Galactic Sinus Blaster: Because your sinuses deserve better than galactic-level congestion. Don’t panic—just blast it.
(If you do not recognize the references in this product description, we highly encourage you to read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- one of the finest examples of science fiction comedy there is.)
(Real) Ingredients
(Real) Ingredients
We use real pronounceable ingredients that are ethically sourced and high quality for your product.
We either grow or work with local growers to source for our formulas. This supports the local economy, gives us the most potent plants & reduces reliance upon fossil fuels.
We make products from herbs that will grow here over herbs from the Amazon, China, or Africa. Oftentimes, those trendy herbs are taken in an unsustainable way & local people do not have access to their native medicines any longer. Bioregional herbalism is where it's at!
Packaging
Packaging
We are working to eliminate plastic from our packaging. Currently, 99% of our packaging is metal, glass, or paperboard. We are always looking for ways to eliminate microplastics from your body and the planet!
How to Use
How to Use
Specifics for all products are in our FAQ (our FAQ is under the "about" menu at the top).
Herbal remedies, supplements, and tonics are fundamentally different
from pharmaceuticals (and we like it that way). They are designed to
restore your body and its systems to homeostasis gently- working with
your body.
We post basic dosage guidelines, but keep in mind if you have more body mass or a faster metabolism than the average bear, you may need to take a larger dose than indicated. If there are hard-and-fast limitations on how often you can take the product, it will be listed on the package. Most can be used up to six times daily without problems (but we doubt that you would need to do that).
Remember, there are no "magic bullets" in life, and any product (herbal, pharmaceutical, or otherwise) claiming 100% success without knowing you, your constitution, and your lifestyle is lying and trying to get into
your wallet. Often, herbalists (and MDs) need to try several products
before we find the one that works for your unique biochemistry.
Feel free to email us if the product didn't quite do the job, we can
recommend another that could do the trick. We are blessed with many
plants that have the same action in the body- and often it's just a
matter of finding the right one for you.
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