Mag (nificent) Lotion
Mag (nificent) Lotion
Your Daily Dose of Chill, in a Jar.
You’re probably magnesium deficient. Don’t take it personally—80% of us are, because modern life is chaos and soil isn’t what it used to be. But now you can absorb your calm through your skin, like some kind of stress-proof wizard.
Meet Mag(nificent) Lotion: a creamy, dreamy, spa-worthy magnesium rubdown in a jar. It’s preservative-free, plastic-free, hormone-disruptor-free, and BS-free—because your skin deserves better than a chemical soup with a fake lavender aftertaste.
🧘♀️ Why Magnesium, Though?
Because it does literally everything:
Promotes restful sleep 😴
Balances hormones like a boss
Helps vitamin D do its job (tag team!)
Supports heart and bone health ❤️🦴
Reduces anxiety and depression 🙃
Calms Restless Leg Syndrome (the twitchy leg struggle is real)
And makes pregnancy slightly less "what is happening to me!?"
And while oral supplements can get... explosive (if you know, you know), topical magnesium skips your guts and gets straight to work. No drama, just results.
🧴 Two Vibes to Choose From:
Lavender: Because sometimes you want your lotion to smell like you’ve been frolicking in a field of calm.
Unscented: Because maybe you’re scent-sensitive, or just mysterious like that.
👶 For Literally Everyone:
Babies, kids, pregnant people, sensitive-skinned sweethearts—we made this formula simple, vegan, and clean enough to use on your grandma or your toddler. There’s zero junk:
(Real) Ingredients: Spring water, organic EVOO (extra virgin Olive oil, not your ex’s nickname), organic fair trade Shea butter (buttery hydration heaven), magnesium chloride (aka chill powder), vegan emulsifying wax, organic Vitamin E oil, organic Lactobacillus Ferment (like probiotics, but for your skin), plus organic Lavender essential oil (in the lavender version)
📦 This Listing = A One-Time Pre-Sale
Want to make Mag(nificent) a regular part of your life? Join the Non-Toxic Lotion Club and bundle it with other monthly faves like Beau Soleil, Precious Face Milk, Moisturizing Whip, and Lady Lotion—all made fresh, all chemical-free, all fabulous.
🛒 Order by 11:59 PM on the 14th to get that month’s fresh batch. We whip it up after the 15th and ship it straight to you. Fresh, small-batch magic—because your skin care should be as intentional as your late-night doomscrolling habits.
(Real) Ingredients
(Real) Ingredients
We use real pronounceable ingredients that are ethically sourced and high quality for your product.
We either grow or work with local growers to source for our formulas. This supports the local economy, gives us the most potent plants & reduces reliance upon fossil fuels.
We make products from herbs that will grow here over herbs from the Amazon, China, or Africa. Oftentimes, those trendy herbs are taken in an unsustainable way & local people do not have access to their native medicines any longer. Bioregional herbalism is where it's at!
Packaging
Packaging
We are working to eliminate plastic from our packaging. Currently, 99% of our packaging is metal, glass, or paperboard. We are always looking for ways to eliminate microplastics from your body and the planet!
How to Use
How to Use
Specifics for all products are in our FAQ (our FAQ is under the "about" menu at the top).
Herbal remedies, supplements, and tonics are fundamentally different
from pharmaceuticals (and we like it that way). They are designed to
restore your body and its systems to homeostasis gently- working with
your body.
We post basic dosage guidelines, but keep in mind if you have more body mass or a faster metabolism than the average bear, you may need to take a larger dose than indicated. If there are hard-and-fast limitations on how often you can take the product, it will be listed on the package. Most can be used up to six times daily without problems (but we doubt that you would need to do that).
Remember, there are no "magic bullets" in life, and any product (herbal, pharmaceutical, or otherwise) claiming 100% success without knowing you, your constitution, and your lifestyle is lying and trying to get into
your wallet. Often, herbalists (and MDs) need to try several products
before we find the one that works for your unique biochemistry.
Feel free to email us if the product didn't quite do the job, we can
recommend another that could do the trick. We are blessed with many
plants that have the same action in the body- and often it's just a
matter of finding the right one for you.
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